I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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