she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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