Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo