There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.