Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
31 Times Kim Kardashian Showed Her Love For Balmain
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
19 Tricks To Help You Join The Mile High Club
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Bring me that man meat
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't