he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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