If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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