Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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