Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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