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Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I would fuck him just for his dog
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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