I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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