just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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