So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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