i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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