Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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