I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.