are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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