i jhust puked up my retainher.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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