This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
