I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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