..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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