I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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