yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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