But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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