she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
