turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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