did you get engaged???
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
operation harelip BJ is a go
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She even gives head with a lisp.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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