i would punch a child for taco bell
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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