in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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