I will die if light touches me.
Jerry, you need to find god
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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