I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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