Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He better not be in your backpack
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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