My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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