3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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