I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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