We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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