She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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