I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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