ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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