Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well I just put wine in my tea
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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