the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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