I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My vagina is officially offended.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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