o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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