i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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