Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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