i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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