you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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