My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just pee around me
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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