worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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