very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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