when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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