just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox