So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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