Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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