so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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