I skipped work to stalk him.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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