hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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